Worst Case Scenario News

05:20
Ric Seaberg
2011
(Ric Seaberg)

Lyrics

Maybe I’ll be normal, and die a funky way

I’ll find out on channel 6, later on today

We turn our favourite anchors on, and as they start to chant

I feel my faith walk out the door, so I begin my rant

They tell me: there might be a bomb downtown

And they might raise the prime….flu season will be worse

So get a shot this time….and if these things do happen soon then

You’re the one to lose….and that’s what we must fear on

The Worst Case Scenario News

 

Well there could be a sinkhole, underneath your car

Killer bees and fire ants are nesting in your yard

There is toxic mold inside everybody’s home

And scientists are threatening veloceraptor clones

They tell me: there might be a bomb downtown, 

And shooters in the mall……traffic in the corridor

Could slow into a crawl…and if these things do happen soon then

You’re the one to lose…and that’s what we must fear on

The Worst Case Scenario News

 

Solo

Bridge

Now sometimes good things happen to the people in the street

But it won’t be included if it might affect the sweeps

HIV is rampant, from unprotected sex…

News at 5 starts right now folks, find out if you’re next

In-line skating rage report, killers in the bay

And health reporter Linda has the virus of the day

They tell me there might be a bomb downtown, 

And seniors without heat…every burger may contain 

Ecoli in the meat…An if these things do happen soon then

You’re the one to lose….and that’s what we must fear on

The Worst Case Scenario News

But I can’t wait to watch the next

Worst Case Scenario News

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