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Sunspots

(Ric Seaberg)

Actual explanation of solar ejections in song

Sun Spots

Copyright 2003 Ric Seaberg

 

He was payin’ his bills on the internet...when the

Sun spots...sabotaged earth

It was the biggest fire in recorded time, the biggest

Sun spots in the universe

 

Well he clicked to send all the bills he paid....that’s when his 

Hard drive....stranded his purse

It was the coldest freeze a computer’s known

The coldest hard drive in the universe

 

So that’s when he put his mouse away and he tried to call support

But he couldn’t get a dial tone

You may not get to use the phone when 

 

Sun spots create a mass ejection in the hot solar atmosphere

Radiation is emitted all across the spectrum and the 

Xrays end up here

 

Solo

 

Oh the radio waves in the radio stopped when the 

Sun spots...vandalized earth

And the banker said no, we can’t send your dough because the 

Sun spots....are getting worse

 

So that?s when he thought he might need a margarita

And found the nearest bar

But when he ordered his drink....the waitress smirked

Our blender never seems to work when...

 

Sun spots create a mass ejection in the hot solar atmosphere

Radiation is emitted all across the spectrum and the 

Xrays end up here

Radiation is emitted all across the spectrum and the 

Xrays end up here