Ric Seaberg's Useful Info: Music

Next Time Mary (Click on any song's title to see the lyrics to that song!)

(Ric Seaberg)

See "Next Time Mary" in the blog section of this site for the whole twisted tale

I keep a telephone in my fanny pack
I had to buy one after my heart attack
I'm callin' AAA if I get a flat
There is a special button designed for that

I carry credit cards and some medicine
I make too many stops at the ATM
I got a fishing license for Oregon
I carry extra shades and a Leatherman

I got my whole damn world inside of that purse
No I don't keep a spare
So when I leave it at your house next time…
Please don't tell me….it's not there!

Chorus
You gotta try a little harder next time Mary, try a little harder please
Or you can tell my wife next time…YOU just lost the Volvo key,
You gotta try a little harder next time Mary, I am down on my knees..
Look a little further next time won'cha…try a little harder please

Solo

I got some fat-free candy and bubble gum
I carry dental floss if yer needin' some
I got some nice new checks in the marathon
They got my first name right and my last name……wrong

You gotta try a little harder next time Mary, try a little harder doll...
Don' call me up to say you found it…
After I've replaced it all!
You gotta try a little harder next time Mary, I am down on my knees
Look a little further next time won'cha, try a little harder, look a little further

PLEASE!!!!