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If I Could Be A Geek
Copyright 2005 Ric Seaberg and Max T. Angell


Tight sweaters and blue jeans....that’s what Debi wore
I remember her clothes piled up in the middle of the floor
But that was back in high school when I had a great physique
Oh I don’ know what happened but now she’s livin’ with a geek

If I could be a geek then I might get her back
Cuz I would write some famous software
If I could be a geek I’d be so debonair
and know computer speak
If i could be a geek

Debi likes her shoppin’.......Debi likes her tan
Debi digs her Lexus and she digs her geeky man
Well if I enroll in computer school then
She’d remember me
And I would know the difference between a
Mac and a PC

If I could be a geek I’d drive a worthless car
and wear a plastic pen protector
If i could be a geek I’d have a dandruff shirt
and wear it every week
If i could be a geek

Bridge
I would be a millionairre, and tip the maitre’ d
I’d know Linux, and he’d know me

If i could be a geek i’d live in Washington
and build a house upon a lake there
If I could be a geek I’d get my girlfriend back
My life would be complete
If I could be a geek

Oh I could be the kind she wants to keep
If I could be a geek