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Here's the story:
http://ricseaberg.blogspot.com/2008/04/colonoscopy-song.html

The Colonoscopy Song
Copyright Ric Seaberg 2008

My friend Tom says there
Can't be a song about
Takin' a peek at your gut
But my friend Tom is
Totally wrong cuz I
Just had a scope up my butt
Its a medical staple
I guess I should feel blessed
But maybe someday there will be a
Less invasive test!

Colonoscopy,
NOW there is a song to sing
While your doctor does his thing
Colonoscopy,
there could be a better way....
to look inside of me
Than c-o-l-o-n-o-s-coh-pee

My friend Tom says
There can't be a song about
A colonoscopy
But my friend Tom will admit
He's wrong when he's watchin' the DVD
Of my complete inspection
On HDTV!
Every corner clear and bright
To the song he made me write!

Chorus
Solo

I didn't mind the liquids
No food for a day
Bring on the morphine drip
But sing me a tune while you're doin' it

Chorus